thats-slightly-raven:

thats-slightly-raven:

My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.

I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.

(via yesiamjesuschrist)

  • me: avoids getting in the shower
  • me: avoids getting in the shower
  • me: avoids getting in the shower
  • me: avoids getting in the shower
  • me: gets in the shower
  • me: i have ARRIVED IN PARADISE AND I SHALL NEVER LEAVE

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

(via snapchatting)